Q: What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?
A: An envelope.

Q: If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?
A: Wet.

Q: What word of only three syllables contains 26 letters?
A: Alphabet = (26 letters)

Q: What is white when it's dirty and black when it's clean?
A: A blackboard.

Q: What are two things people never eat before breakfast?
A: Lunch and supper.

Q: Why is the number six afraid?
A: Because seven eight nine (seven ate nine)

Q: What is the longest word in the English language?
A: "Smiles". Because there is a "mile" between its first and last letters!

Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: No idea. (No-eye deer)

Q: What has many keys but can't open any doors?
A: A piano.

Q: How many legs does an ant have?
A: Two, the same as an uncle.